Do the Natty-Gas Shuffle!

Ever since I said it was time to buy natural gas, TSX:HNU (2x NatGas Bull) has rallied close to 30%. It's clearly bullish and all the fuckers who have been shorting it, for the past six months, are now getting their nuts cut off with a rusty ginsu knife.

The commodity just moved 6% today alone. Pardon me while I do the Natty-Gas Shuffle in my office. Oooooooooft!



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From the Morning Desk - Canada!

Europeans banned seal imports from Canada. The US hasn't allowed imports since 1972. Why a first-world country, like Canada, wants to be associated with seal hunting is beyond me.

If you are a sealer, and you need to hunt to support your family, it's time to wise up to the fact that the world doesn't want your product anymore. Deal with it. Go work in a car wash or a slaughter plant or a fast-food restaurant. The majority of the world hate your guts, so quit trying to play the sympathy card, OK? Quit talking about how clubbing seals is part of your culture and shit. Try showing your kids the value of education, adaptation and innovation.

150 years ago, Canadians use to trap beavers to make felt hats. But eventually moved away from that to become a modern country... well sort of. If the politicians weren't so chickenshit and afraid of the pro-sealing lobbyists, Canada would have been out of this nonsense decades ago.

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