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The content on this page isn't even worth the time to copyright. But I do need to make a few things clear to you, trusted viewer. So heed this message. This blog is intended for general information and entertainment purposes only. I am not a financial planner and do not provide investment, financial or tax advice. You should always seek the assistance of a professional before doing ANYTHING. If you are humor-impaired, please change the channel.
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- I'm just a simple country reporter with a heart of gold and a deep passion for the truth. I deliver it to you, the viewer, in a timely and easy-to-read way with no fuss and simple clean-up.
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The content on this page isn't even worth the time to copyright. But I do need to make a few things clear to you, trusted viewer. So heed this message. This blog is intended for general information and entertainment purposes only. I am not a financial planner and do not provide investment, financial or tax advice. You should always seek the assistance of a professional before doing ANYTHING. If you are humor-impaired, please change the channel.
