I figured that my good friend, Nerdy Marlin would really enjoy this article. Some coo-coo hard-line organization in India, known for its opposition to "corrupting" Western food imports (didn't know Heinz Ketchup was such a threat), is introducing a cow urine drink. That’s right. Cow piss!Well, these guys win Johnny’s “You are my Stupid Moron of the Day” Award, due to your backward anti-western stance, but mostly for the piss-drinking. The award is actually a piece of dried cow shit. How appropriate.
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