Showing posts with label Stock Market. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Stock Market. Show all posts

Monday, June 1, 2009

Breaking News - Bulls Stomp Bears!

Once again, the bulls have resumed their stomping ways. On the same day that the largest bankruptcy in the world has taken place, the market is up and away. While this has left many professors and negative-nellies scratching their heads, others have realized that the game is stacked. You can't lose, when the government climbs into the bullpen.

Anyway, natural gas has resumed it's climb higher after taking a two week hiatus and (upside) panic is starting to settle into the stock market. People have been left out of the rally, there hasn't been a 30% pullback and mutual fund and hedge fund managers are looking pretty stupid right now. Stories about the end-of-the-world and coffin-humping only convince your partners for a while. After a while, you start to look stupid. When the market is up 30-40% and you missed it, it's your head on the chopping block. That's the cold reality of money management.

Folks, this is Johnny Newsmaker signing off. We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming… "When Bulls Attack Part 2" only on Ranting-TV…

Friday, May 8, 2009

Do the Natty-Gas Dance!

If you fucking short-sellers step up to Natty-G, you are going have your ass handed to you big time. Natural Gas is rippin' up and despite a 60% pop in the HNU since my call I think it can go even higher. Enjoy!



Folks, this is Johnny Newsmaker signing off. We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming… "Natty-G Bitch-Slaps Bears!" only on Ranting-TV…

Editorial - All Aboard!

Folks, yesterday you witnessed a rare moment in Johnny's life. After being shaken out of the market, most people would be petrified right now. Not me. The market showed signs of life in the after hours last night, and I waited for weakness in specific financial and retail stocks before reloading: lock, stock and barrel. I scooped them up with great vigor.

Keep this in mind. There are billions and billions of dollars sitting out on the sidelines, waiting for 30% declines to try to re-live the glory days of the past two months. If we get a 10% pullback, that will be a godsend to those folks. Eventually, they won't be able to take it anymore and will pile into the market as we go into summer. This "green shoot" overrides everything else.

That's what I briefly forgot yesterday.

Folks, this is Johnny Newsmaker signing off. We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming… "Jenga: Hedge Fund Version" only on Ranting-TV…

From the Morning Desk - Head Fake!

Ah, shit. That bitch Mother-Market faked me out, yesterday. The stress test results that came out have inspired confidence and it looks like financials are to be bought. And the unemployment numbers were not as bad as everybody thought (even though they are still TERRIBLE). I always forget how many folks are underweight financials these days.

Whatever. It's not a big deal. We could have easily sold off this morning. The market is acting exactly like a bull market. The market goes up, up, up and then get hits with a sharp decline over a very short period of time (5%-7%). Then it continues higher.

I'm buying things that are going up, and selling things that are going down. Simple.

Folks, this is Johnny Newsmaker signing off. We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming… "Head Fake with Mother Market" only on Ranting-TV…

Thursday, May 7, 2009

Update - Book Profits

The market has a different feeling today. The scent of hungry clowns, is in the air. The news seems to be all in the market now. You know, I'm feeling a little piggish, after this monster two month run, so I'm locking in most of my gains. Nobody ever got hurt taking a profit. I want to keep some of my powder dry. No damn way I want to be short here, but financials and consumer cyclical feels a little toppy.

The market is still going to go higher in the longer term, but in the short term, I will use any big pull-backs to get back into the market at better prices. Natural Gas is still rocking higher... HNU is up almost 12% today.

Stock Market Update: I'm out of everything except Natural Gas and Swine Flu.

Folks, this is Johnny Newsmaker signing off. We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming… "Reload!" only on Ranting-TV…

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Do the Natty-Gas Shuffle!

Ever since I said it was time to buy natural gas, TSX:HNU (2x NatGas Bull) has rallied close to 30%. It's clearly bullish and all the fuckers who have been shorting it, for the past six months, are now getting their nuts cut off with a rusty ginsu knife.

The commodity just moved 6% today alone. Pardon me while I do the Natty-Gas Shuffle in my office. Oooooooooft!



Folks, this is Johnny Newsmaker signing off. We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming… "24 Hour Natty-Gas Party" only on Ranting-TV…

Monday, May 4, 2009

From the Morning Desk - Buy-and-Hold?

Is Buy-and-Hold dead? I won't deny, it was, for a while. The second half of 2007, all of 2008 and the first couple months of 2009 was a trading environment. Buy-and-holders were taken out back, hog-tied and shot in the face and groin, repeatedly. They were whipped, beaten and scolded over and over again, all at the hands of traders.

After all the abuse, the buy-and-holders have developed a case of Stockholm Syndrome. They now believe that the only way you can make money is by day trading. And the only way forward is to preserve cash or buy bonds or treasuries. They have forgotten how ridiculously easy it is to make money in a bull market without having to do a damn thing. The idea of holding stock for five or ten years (which seemed smart two years ago) now seems as reckless as flipping houses. Their expectations for growth is in the low single digits -- or they don't expect to make money, at all.

If you listen to all the smart professors, economists and analysts they will tell you that buy-and-hold is dead. They say it's different this time. They will bombard you with "facts" and shit. Buying a stock and riding it up 80% in a month is too risky and not for regular mortals.

Nonsense! What we are experiencing in the stock markets is called the Wall of Worry. And as long as sentiment remains negative, we keep going higher. That's right, negative. Because it's the pessimism that keeps the market moving up. Very few people got in at the bottom, so everybody wants a pull-back before committing new capital -- but they all want in. The problem is, each day the market keeps getting away on them. So they buy high, sell out and then buy even higher. Traders are getting fucked. Short sellers are getting murdered. Hence my theory that trading is dead, and buy-and-hold is running the show. And I expect it to work for quite a while.

We are only at DOW 8300 or so. What the fuck is that? Nothing! Get some perspective on that number. It's like 1997-1998 levels. It's over a decade ago. I think we continue to move a lot higher. And all the smarty-pants can keep saying how we need a pullback, how overbought we are, shitty employment numbers, low GDP, blah, blah, blah.

If you ignore the tape action and try to focus on fundamentals, you will find yourself buying stock WAY higher than here. Buy-and-hold began to work at the end of February, 2009. Deal with it.

Folks, this is Johnny Newsmaker signing off. We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming… "The Great Wall of Worry" only on Ranting-TV…

Monday, April 27, 2009

Breaking News - Rich Like a Pig!

Always compassionate towards the common man, I did the honorable thing and bought stock in a drug company that manufactures a vaccine for the flu. These guys profit big time and I want a piece of the action. If all this local-radio/TV hype goes on for a while, I win. If it's the real deal and it starts to wipe out humanity, I win. Unless I'm dead from the flu.

Hmmm... Howard Hughs may have been on to something. Better start sending Crachit out to do ALL my outworldly duties. And he will not be allowed inside my office for the forseeable future. We will communicate via GoogleTalk (after I install a virus scanner). I just can't take the risk. Good, it's nice to see that my mind is still sharp. I can't afford to start slipping up now. Just can't... get... sick. Must... stay... well.

Of course, I doubt that this thing will get bigger than SARS. The whole thing sounds like bullshit to me. A whole bunch of pigshit, if you will.

Folks, this is Johnny Newsmaker signing off. We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming… "This little Piggy went to the Hospital!" only on Ranting-TV…

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Commentary - From Hero to Zero

I really hate it when folk overstay their welcome. Roubini had his moment in the spotlight for a couple years, but it's over. Yet, this guy just won't go away.

The thing that's really funny (besides how WRONG he is) is that when the markets return to a normal uptrend and he is banished back to his classroom with his crazy, conspiracist, goldbug, coffin-humping followers, nobody will call him out on what a bone-head call he made when the DOW was at 6500 (predicting that we go even lower down to 5000). Jon Stewart won't have him on TV to belittle him, Strombolopoguphagus won't interview him, and CNBC won't return his phone calls. He will simply be forgotten.

So folks, beware professors professing doom. They don't have skin in the game. It's all ego.

Folks, this is Johnny Newsmaker signing off. We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming… "Roubini's Wild Parties Vol.3!" only on Ranting-TV…

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

From the Morning Desk - Unfair Fight?

I don't think anything other than violent gyrations up and down in the market are in the cards for a while. It will take time for people to realize that they will not get another shot at buying stocks at historic lows. Maybe we pull back a little (5%), but that's it. Eventually the market WILL take off and we will add another 1000 points on the DOW.

Remember that the market is composed of buyers and sellers. The thing that has changed is that the US government is leaning hard on the buy side. They will do anything and everything to prevent economic collapse. Why would you want to fight that? It's not a fair fight, and eventually traders and investors will realize that. Only a fool would attempt to short the market for anything longer than a day or two at a time. You must be long. That's the logical position to take.

Never fight the fed. Their balance sheet is larger than yours. It's a rigged fight, so always bet on the bigger guy.

Folks, this is Johnny Newsmaker signing off. We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming… "You Can't Do That in City Hall!" only on Ranting-TV…

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Breaking News - Reversal!

We are seeing good tape action in the market. It's acting exactly the way I thought it would. I don't think we will break 8000 on the DOW today, but even if we hold positive, that is a good enough signal that this market is still in an upward trend.

Roubini came out this morning and did the equivalent of screaming "fire" in a crowded theater. That guy is so wrong it's not even funny. He's not qualified to judge a Ms. California contest, never mind flaunt his wrongness around the Inter-webs. If you listened to him as an investor, you made no money in the past two months... even worse, if you shorted stocked, you got killed.

And the gold bugs didn't waste much time before blogging their ignorance, too. Look folks, all the money that there was to make in gold is done and it is due for a massive drop. Big time.

Monday, April 20, 2009

Breaking News - Return of the Clowns!

Today the clowns had a field day hopping from bull to bull. It was horrible. Although the move lower was orderly, and the news coming out wasn't all that bad, anybody long got screwed.

The bulls are getting jittery, bears are getting short and the sideliners are having a good laugh at all the idiot bulls.

I want to see what tomorrow is like. I presume that we will open lower and should close a lot higher. There are a lot of people who missed this rally and want another shot at +30% gains.

Folks, this is Johnny Newsmaker signing off. We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming… "Cliffhanger 2009" only on Ranting-TV…

Thursday, April 16, 2009

This Just In - Haters!

All the smarty-pants economists and analysts are pissed off. Every day they come out on TV and make the same bear argument over and over again. They just can't understand how the market can keep climbing higher week after week. To them, they keep looking at their 3 month old data and keep making the same assumption. Round peg just won't fit in square hole. Why isn't the stock market doing what they have been preaching about?

Nobody believes in the rally. Everybody hates it and is trying to bet against it. These losers keep buying gold (for inflation, right?) and trading houses and hedgefunds who have lost major amounts of money trying to short the broad market are getting a butt-full of clown. Now they have had to switch to long positions, trying to make back their losses.

And so we continue to climb the "wall of worry". It's been a simple trade, but not an easy one. It's like a game of Jenga.

Everybody is hoping that the market will go back down to DOW 7000 or 6500. Not a chance. you missed it. All you fuck-ass "value" investors missed your chance. It's a mommentum market now. Deal with it, and stop bitching. If we see 7500, that will be it.

And all the smarty-pants continue to question the rally. They keep watching, they keep waiting. And the market continues to get away on them. Mr. Roubini, I'm talking to you.

Folks, this is Johnny Newsmaker signing off. We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming… "Hedgefund Managers Gone Wild!" only on Ranting-TV…

Breaking News - Rosetta Stone IPO

Rosetta Stone just IPO'ed this morning. The stock was priced at $18 and looks like it will open up $25. This is very good news for the market in general.

First, it's a very good sign to see a successful, well-received IPO's in a weak economy. This IPO reminds me of the Mastercard IPO (at $40).

It looks to me like it was deliberately priced low to encourage buyers.

If you were able to secure stock (at $18) you would be able to flip it into the open market at $25 today. That's close to a 40% pop. Yes, it's a peace offering to shareholders.

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Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Breaking News - Bewildered Armchair Traders

Ha! DOW is up 153 points. Even though we opened down 1%, it didn't matter, the credit markets were indicating bullishness. The fixed income market has been telling you all sorts of things. Hedgefunds want to buy toxic assets. The government will do anything and everything it can to prevent the Great Depression 2. It's important to remember to not focus on this quarter (it's going to shit the bed), the market is looking out six months from now.

I think there are too many regular folks out there listening to the doom-wishing, coffin-humping, bear-loving fools. Don't let yourself get too negative. It's way too late for that. The horse left the barn. Or should I say bull?

Folks, this is Johnny Newsmaker signing off. We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming… "Rags to Riches to Rockets" only on Ranting-TV…

Friday, March 27, 2009

From the Morning Desk - Half Baked

Often, negative news comes out and the stock market rallies. The economy is terrible; the news that came out was bad so logically the price of stocks should drop. But they don't.

Stocks do not mirror the present, but rather the future. It’s similar to horseracing or poker, where you place your bets before the outcome is known. And while not always correct, the stock market typically has been a great predictor of the health of the overall economy.

Rumors and future news are often "baked" into the price of a stock. For example, if company ABC pre-announces a very weak quarter, the stock sells off immediately and might drop from $20 a share to $16. At $16, a lot of weakness is baked in. A month later when ABC reports a mediocre quarter, the stock jumps to $17.50. Why? Because the street was too negative, even if the numbers were not good.

Weeks ago, the entire stock market was pricing in a depression, not a garden variety recession. When news started coming out that things were not as bad as people thought (eg. leading indicators showing stabilization), the market started to rally. Equities were mispriced.

So, right now the stock market is predicting that the US economy will not go into a depression. People who have disagreed with this view (short-selling bears) are getting killed.

Folks, this is Johnny Newsmaker signing off. We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming… "Third World Champion Poker on RTNN" only on Ranting-TV…

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

From the Morning Desk - Bulls are Back!

We’ve got people in some of the worst hit parts of the US buying homes, ArcelorMittal selling the largest corporate convertible bond that we’ve seen this year, and tons of M&A action (witness the Suncor/PetroCan bid yesterday). We’ve already heard from the banks three weeks ago that they said they were again making money (yield curve lending is working). And all levels of the government stated that they will do whatever is necessary to prevent deflation. The US government just became the world’s largest hedge fund (and their bias is long).

What does all this mean? It means that this probably isn’t just a garden-variety bear market rally, but it could be the start of a new bull market. That’s right. It appears that the bear market is over.

Shiller, Roubini and Whitney bears don’t look so smart anymore. They look just as foolish as the idiot bulls who were calling for DOW 20,0000 at the top of the market in 2007. Cheerleaders and Coffin-humpers only make you money when the market moves in one direction.

Since my "Rocky" post, we’ve seen the market up a huge amount and I think it has plenty of room to move some more. I think we will see mutual fund and pension buyers moving in soon (if they haven’t already). The bear shitters are going to keep placing the same bet over and over again. Short stock, stock moves higher, they cover. Finally, they will capitulate and just move into cash, until they can’t take missing out on the rally. Then they will finally go long.

The more people talk about things being different this time, the more it stays the same.

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Tuesday, March 17, 2009

New Bull Market or Bear Rally?

Roubini looks like a fucking idiot. Gary Shiller looks old, tired and confused spinning his same old bear story. What if we are at the start of a new bull market? What would it look like? What would it feel like? Would we even know? Does it matter?

Everybody is saying that this is a bear market rally. Who cares?

New bull markets and bear market rallies all look the same in the beginning. I'm not attaching any labels to this one. It is what it is.

Remember, it's going to be the perma-bears who keep regular people OUT of the market, just like the idiot bulls keep people from selling stock before the crash. But in time, people will figure out who's bullshitting them... after the market moves up 25%.

Folks, this is Johnny Newsmaker signing off. We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming… "Bullshit!" only on Ranting-TV…

Monday, March 16, 2009

AIG – Best and Brightest?

Fuck AIG. And fuck that cocksucker CEO Ed Liddy. I really get a kick out of Liddy’s comments about attracting and keeping the best and brightest talent. Well, if AIG is so fucking talented, why are they begging the government for help? Why are the American taxpayers forced to pump money into this gem?

Where are these talented folks going to go if they don’t get their bonuses? They work for AIG. That’s like handing a shit-smeared resume over to your future employer. What are they going to tell them? "Oh, I left because I didn’t get my bonus". Nobody is paying out bonuses fucktard! (well, except for AIG). Wages are way down, too. That’s the new reality. Obviously, AIG is having a hard time adjusting. Insurance is a slow business, in more ways than one.

I don’t give a shit how much money some coked-up douchebag made for his department trading derivatives. It’s the total sum that counts in the end.

That’s the equivalent of saying that you won $200 at the blackjack table but your wife lost $10,000 at craps the day before. You didn't win anything when you fly home, right?

Fuck you, overpaid AIG employees and fuck you AIG management.

AIG is a systemic risk to the world’s financial system. That’s the only reason they are still around in zombie form. You will do whatever the government tells you to do, or we’ll ship you off to some remote CIA torture center. How do you like your “cock-meat” sandwich, mutherfuckers?

On an unrelated topic, I see the clowns did finally come out late this afternoon to rape the greedy bulls who overstayed their welcome. I told you they were regrouping…

Folks, this is Johnny Newsmaker signing off. We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming… "Clockwork Orange 2 - AIG Rapes America!" only on Ranting-TV…

Thursday, March 12, 2009

From the Morning Desk - Free Your Mind!

The stock market futures (pre-market) look a little weak this morning. And everybody is jumping ship; the talking heads are back spinning tales of coffin-humping and DOW 5000. The told-you-so crowd has never had so many members. There’s a smugness in the air and it smells like bear and clown everywhere you go. There's no confidence at all.

So what does it mean if we fall today? Not a damn thing. Everybody is so jaded (and rightly so), but being jaded only makes you look smart, it prevents you from taking advantage of opportunities.

I’m ignoring the noise. Meredith Whitney is trying to advertise her new firm, Nouriel Roubini (Dr. Doom) is talking up his book and other perma-bears are just trying to save face after Tuesday’s explosion to the upside. They will never turn positive. They will continue to press their bets long after we’ve entered a new bull market. Trust me, if you follow these guys they will lead you off the cliff. The DOW will be at 11,000 and they will still be talking DOW 5000.

Oh but they have been right all along!

Yes, absolutely, looking in the rearview mirror they have been correct about the severity and the speed of the meltdown. But didn’t we have bulls saying DOW 20,000 at the top of the market in summer 2007? The perma-bulls had been right for five years, and REALLY wrong in the sixth and seventh year. Wasn't everybody (except Mrs. BTO) calling for $300, $400, $500 oil in summer of 2008? Where the fuck is oil now? Nobody gives two shits about "peak-oil" anymore. Do you understand my point? I think that in a severe bear market, one should listen to the bulls. In a long bull market, start listening to the case that bears are making.

But I’m looking forward and I don’t see DOW 5000 or anything even close. Hey, I know that the economy is going to weaken more, but that doesn’t mean that the stock market can’t get above 8000 before the real economy starts to show signs of stabilization. The stock markets (and credit/bond markets) are leading indicators.

It’s embarrassing being a bull in a market like this. It’s something that most people don’t want to deal with. It’s so much easier to go along with the flow. The news is bad, the market is bad, and everybody agrees that it’s stupid to be in the market. It’s easy to be a bear. It's easy to take that blue pill and just go back to sleep.

It should be said that Doug Kass, a noted bear, has turned positive and is now very bullish on the market. There are signs out there, that you need to pay attention to right now.

Folks, this is Johnny Newsmaker signing off. We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming… "Hindsight. Better than the Real Thing?" only on Ranting-TV…