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AIG – Best and Brightest?

Fuck AIG. And fuck that cocksucker CEO Ed Liddy. I really get a kick out of Liddy’s comments about attracting and keeping the best and brightest talent. Well, if AIG is so fucking talented, why are they begging the government for help? Why are the American taxpayers forced to pump money into this gem?

Where are these talented folks going to go if they don’t get their bonuses? They work for AIG. That’s like handing a shit-smeared resume over to your future employer. What are they going to tell them? "Oh, I left because I didn’t get my bonus". Nobody is paying out bonuses fucktard! (well, except for AIG). Wages are way down, too. That’s the new reality. Obviously, AIG is having a hard time adjusting. Insurance is a slow business, in more ways than one.

I don’t give a shit how much money some coked-up douchebag made for his department trading derivatives. It’s the total sum that counts in the end.

That’s the equivalent of saying that you won $200 at the blackjack table but your wife lost $10,000 at craps the day before. You didn't win anything when you fly home, right?

Fuck you, overpaid AIG employees and fuck you AIG management.

AIG is a systemic risk to the world’s financial system. That’s the only reason they are still around in zombie form. You will do whatever the government tells you to do, or we’ll ship you off to some remote CIA torture center. How do you like your “cock-meat” sandwich, mutherfuckers?

On an unrelated topic, I see the clowns did finally come out late this afternoon to rape the greedy bulls who overstayed their welcome. I told you they were regrouping…

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Breaking News - Clowns Not Dead!

I have a feeling that the clowns are not dead. I see them lurking and regathering in the alleys. This run that we’ve had in the market last week was amazing. Monster moves, monster money was made. But I think that we are due for a pull back as investors consolidate their winnings this week. Nothing goes straight up forever.

I’m pretty sure that we will slowly march towards 8000, but there will be big drops along the way. The economy isn’t fixed, and therefore this market is still very much a traders one. Watch for clowns, they haven't all been killed.

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