Monday, April 13, 2009

Breaking News - Dead Pirates!

This is the only way to deal with pirates... har!

It appears that Somali pirates have vowed retaliation for the killings, threatening the US and French. Now it's time to start putting bounties on the heads of some of these senior pirates. When the pickings start to get thin, they will start to feast on each other.

Folks, this is Johnny Newsmaker signing off. We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming… "Navy Seals pwns Pirate Assholes" only on Ranting-TV…