Tuesday, March 17, 2009

New Bull Market or Bear Rally?

Roubini looks like a fucking idiot. Gary Shiller looks old, tired and confused spinning his same old bear story. What if we are at the start of a new bull market? What would it look like? What would it feel like? Would we even know? Does it matter?

Everybody is saying that this is a bear market rally. Who cares?

New bull markets and bear market rallies all look the same in the beginning. I'm not attaching any labels to this one. It is what it is.

Remember, it's going to be the perma-bears who keep regular people OUT of the market, just like the idiot bulls keep people from selling stock before the crash. But in time, people will figure out who's bullshitting them... after the market moves up 25%.

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Breaking News - Kitty O'Flanagan

RTNN is pleased to present the following St. Patrick's Day video. Now presenting Kitty O'Flanagan! Have a drink of beer each time his hat falls off!



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From the Morning Desk - St. Patricks Day

Happy St. Patty’s dear reader! Everything I know about the holiday consists of wearing green, drinking [green] beer and parades. I think it originally has something to do with the Irish, but apparently everybody does it, so I could be mistaken.

My passion for the truth, led me to Wikipedia. I read all about Patrick the Saint, how the holiday started and even leprechauns. So what did I learn? That the holiday accomplishes exactly what it was created to do.

It’s a holiday for everybody to celebrate with beer, wear green and watch parades. It’s a time to kick off work early and head down to a local pub with friends. So get down there tonight and enjoy some Irish hospitality!

I should also state that my good friend, Martin Prickle loves St. Patrick’s, for obvious reasons. I have included a picture of him, be sure to wish a “Happy You Day!” if you do see him on your travels. He has gold. Lots of gold.

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