Human: Wake up!
Cat: No! No! No!
Human: Wake up!
Cat: Sleep!
Human: Do you want to sleep in?
Cat: Yes!
Human: For how much longer?
Cat: Five!
Human: Just two minutes.
Cat: No!
Human: Ok
Human: How ‘bout just one minute?
Cat: More!
Human: You want to sleep more?
Cat: Please! Sleep!
Human: Ok, let’s make a deal I’ll let you sleep for a few more minutes if you continue to be cute.
Cat: Ok.
Folks, this is Johnny Newsmaker signing off. We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming… "Famous Talking Ed Filibusters" only on Ranting-TV…
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