Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Breaking News - Clown Punching Day!

It’s time to go punch some clowns, folks! We are so oversold, it’s about time that we get a monster rally going. Question is, will the bulls continue buying or will it simply be shorts running for the hills, only to return later? If we don’t get some real buying soon, the shorts will simply continue to pound down stocks to nothing. I hope we can sustain something for at least a week.

I hear the Rocky music, eye of the tiger, playing in the background. Rocky about to return! He may be bloody and beaten-down, but he is about to lay the law down and show those fuck-ass bears who’s the champ! Rocky! Rocky!

If you are a bear and are short, you will be punched hard. It is going to be a painful couple days for you. Respect the champ!

Folks, this is Johnny Newsmaker signing off. We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming… "Sixteen hours of Pre-Boxing Video" only on Ranting-TV…

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