Monday, March 2, 2009

Breaking News - Clown Raped!

It's been a brutal day in the market. Who knows how low we go from here. I haven't felt panic and hopelessness like this since November. We are now officially at 1997 levels in the stock market. Beware the clown. We are technically due for a monster bear market rally but of course, we could simply continue to plummet. Everybody is scared shitless.

My time machine is on the fritz, I really don't know what the heck is going to happen.

Folks, this is Johnny Newsmaker signing off. We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming… "Evil Clowns and the Women Who Love Them" only on Ranting-TV…

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