Monday, March 9, 2009

Breaking News - Headless Killer on the Loose!

RTNN is pleased to present you, the viewer, with the following video presentation. It appears that some sort of headless, killer robot is walking on all fours trying to find a way into your house. Presumably, to kill your family. Beware! And if you see this inhuman killer, kicking it over with your boot may seem like a prudent course of action. But it will not be successful, as we shall see! This thing is just creepy and should be put out of its misery at once.



Folks, this is Johnny Newsmaker signing off. We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming… "Cujo III - The Headless Hunter!" only on Ranting-TV…

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