Breaking News - GM Stock hits 74-Year Low

Question for the smarty-pants financial advisors out there: How's that buy-and-hold theory working out for you, Fuck face? In the "long term" the sun burns out and the universe sucks into itself. What's going to happen a year from now? And try do a better job then you did predicting the price of oil last year.

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