Thursday, February 19, 2009

Undercover Story - Japanese Robots Kill!

This just in folks. Japanese robots are taking over the world, once again. Our own RTNN undercover news team obtained not-so-secret footage of the operation. The following video report should appeal to our pro-robot (or “probot”) viewers. Who's the mastermind behind robo-world domination? It's evil genius Yoshiharu Inaba, with his army of robot sorters. Damn you Yoshiharu! Damn you!



Folks, this is Johnny Newsmaker signing off. We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming… "Robotron vs Godzilla vs Astroboy" only on Ranting-TV…

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